I was watching some show on alien abductions, and it was weird. I always like how they find the drunkest, weirdest, craziest M.F.s’ on the planet to explain how they were abducted. When some dude that looks like he slammed a fifth of whiskey, and probably was hanging out the farm for all the wrong reasons gets on T.V. and gives some wild explaination about his alien encounter. Honestly it makes it hard to believe. I like the ones that say they got probed in their butt by a bunch of little green headed aliens. Me personally. I think they got hammered up on moonshine, and got a little wild on the farm. Then they woke up, their rump was hurting, and they think some alien probed them. Maybe an illegal alien probed them, but not an outerspace alien. Even if their was aliens Wouldn’t they go after more attractive people ? You can fly down to earth practically probe whoever they want, and fly 100,000 miles into space. Why go after the redneck who’s missing 17 teeth, and smells like a barrel of camels’ pee ? Another question is if it is real,. and you catch the alien that probed you does he get charged and locked up ? God knows if I probed someone without permission my ass is getting some serious jail time. Even if it did happen to me I wouldn’t tell anyone. How would you start that conversation ? ” Hey Bill after I left the bar last night some space ship came down, and 3 martians grabbed me, and stuck a glowing rod in my butt.” Hell I’d have to let that one go. Would it be crazier that it happened, or just that I said it ? I do believe that their is a possibility that aliens exist, and who knows maybe probing drunk people gets them off. Still Mr. Martian if your out their please don’t probe daddys’ rumpkin. Go get the redneck less teeth means. Well If I have to say it. Then it's not worth saying. Anyway thanks for stopping by, and try to have a good 1.
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