Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have very large fingers
Why doesn't smokey the bear have sex ? Because when his wife gets hot. He covers her in dirt and beats her with a shovel.
Wise man once said. Man who goes to bed with sex on mind. Wakes up with solution in hand.
Why don't mexicans play uno? Because they always steal the green card
What do you call a gay midget? Sweet n' Low
Yo mamma so stupid. I asked her. "Why do have 2 quarters in your ears?" She said."Because
I'm listening to fifty cent."
wise old chinese man once said - Man who scratch ass, should not bite fingernails
Yo mamma smell so bad her sure deodorant is now confused.
An old couple walks into the Doctors office. The Doctor tells the old man."I need a urine sample, a semen sample, and a stool sample." The old man turns to his wife and says. "What did he say?" The wife says. "He says he needs a pair of your old underwear."
What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan
A lady walks into a sex shop - IIII bbooougghhhttt tthhhiisss vviiibbbrraattttoorrr hheeerrreee llaaasttt nniiigghhhtt. Hooowww ddooo yyooouu ttuuurrrrnn ttthhiss ffuuucckkkiinnggg tthhiiinng ooffffff ?
What do you see whan the pillsbury dough boy bends over? Doughnuts
How do you know when an auto-mechanic had some forplay? 1 of his fingers is clean
Yo mamma got no legs talking about she running for president.
Why do tampons have strings? So crabs can go bunji jumping
What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his butt
Yo mamma vagina so hairy. Bitch looks like she got Don King in a scissor lock.
Yo mamma ass so fat. When she puts on her BVDs. She makes them motherf***ers spell out the word boulivard.
Yo mamma vagina smell so bad. When she opens her legs 6 chinese men came up running saying "where the sushi bar, where the sushi bar"
Necrophillia - The uncontrolable urge to crack open a cold one.
Did you here about the constipated math professor? He worked it out with a pencil.
Why can't Mrs. Piggy count to 70? Because everytime she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
A man see's a dog licking his balls. He turns to his friend and says."I wish I could do that." His buddy turns to him and says."Go for it. I don't think the dog will mind."
Yo Mamma so hairy. When you were born. You almost died from rug burn.
What big, blue, and looks like a bucket? A big blue bucket.
The definition of mixed emotions? When you see your mother in law driving off cliff in your new car.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.
Yo mamma so dirty even the swamp thing insisted she take a shower.
Yo mamma so dirty that suddam hussein tried to import her bath water, and use it for chemical warfare.
yo mamma so dirty. She got a job at the movie theater buttering popcorn with her leg hair.
Yo mamma so ugly they push her face in the dough mixture when making monster cookies.
Wise old chinese man once said - Baseball is wrong. Man with 4 balls can not walk.
Wise old chinese man once said - Crowded elevator smell different to midget
Having sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner. You better have a good hand.
What does the abused housewife do after coming home from the store? The dishes if shes
Yo mamma so fat. I had to take 2 buses and a train just to get on her good side.
What do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand? Quatro sinko
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