Growing up I remember joking a lot about sex, and sexually related issues. Back then it was all fun and games. Now a days though they have s**t out there that will shrivel your d**k up. I’ve been hip to herpes, genital warts, H.I.V., and all kinds of stuff like that. The other day however I heard of something new. My Brother dared me to Google “blue waffle”. Honestly I thought it was going to be some kind of new meal from Denny’s’ or I-Hop. Boy I was wrong. Upon clicking the search I found myself nauseated I learned that all waffles were not good for eating. Apparently a “blue waffle” is nothing more then an infected, overused vagina. It was called the whore monger disease. If it is or isn’t I don’t know. I do know that no matter how hot a girl is, if she’s got a “blue waffle” Daddy aint hungry. It was something that I wouldn’t want anywhere near my meat-stick. It was like a Halloween mask for a vagina. Puss and mumps all over, and it did have a bluish tint to it. I use to like the idea of being a stud. I’m starting to change my mind. It doesn’t matter anymore how someone looks. Lurking in between those legs could be a deadly weapon. The last thing I want to do is disfigure my penis. Having to wake up one morning, walking into the bathroom, and the next thing you know your grabbing a bumpy penis, peeing out crap that looks like vanilla pudding. Nothing says affection like an erection with an infection. Try telling that to your girl. Just like everything else in this world, you are not safe. Got to watch out for guns, drugs, hate crimes, war, and even rotten vagina. What the hell is wrong with this place ? Thanks for stopping by. Remember if anyone asks you if you want a “blue waffle”... JUST SAY NO.