You know when I was younger me and my friends would joke around about having sex with animals. Such as yeah I banged that sheep from the bbaaaaccccckkkkkkk. In the end it was just words. You know a couple of kids half toasted joking around, but as I got older I ended up meeting some creepy old guy. He had a large piece of land, some animals, and a twinkle in his eye that said- I would never let this guy babysit my kid. At first he was funny, always joking around, then he started telling me that him and his wife had grown apart and he found new love with his variety of soft furry farm animals. I guess he was right. They can’t say no, can’t call the cops, and you don’t have to sweet talk them, but the idea of sticking my meat inside of livestock just doesn’t do it for me. I remember hearing a story where a guy would get drunk leave the bar go to his neighbors farm and hump his cows(no it is not me). He got arrested after his neighbor set up a camera, because he noticed something wrong with his animals. Now I just don’t get it, I can’t look at some hairy ass with a tail swinging from it and say. “Damn I want that!”. I always thought that I was a little weird, but if you search around long enough. I learned you can always find someone that makes you look normal. Please leave those animals alone people... More then likely they don’t want your d**k. B good, and have a good 1.
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