Whatever happened to midget wrestling ? I remember when I was real young they had little wrestlers, and they were cool. They would fly off the ropes, climb the turnbuckles, all that good s**t. I remember seeing some guy who was suppose to be a leprechaun a little while back. Other then that you don’t see any midget wrestlers anymore. They use to strut up to the ring, crawl over the bottom rope, and kick a "little" ass. I just want to see more sports involving little people. What I really want to see is a midget gymnastics. Think about it... Put that little ass up on those rings, and watch him spin around like a little tornado or some midget pole vaulting. Watch him fling his little ass 30 feet in the air. Just try and picture it. That s**t would be awesome I don’t know why, maybe I’m fascinated with little people. I just find everything to be more entertaining with midgets. Why can’t there be a midget soap opera ? Or an all midget dance show ? You could call it short stepping. I’d even host the b***h if I had the opprotunity. I’m also waiting to see the first midget M.M.A. fighter. I want to see the first guy who taps, due to punches to the knee caps. Or I want to see the other fighter pick him up, and fling him out of the octagon. Whatever happened It would be funny as s**t. I use to think that was no such thing as a little gay, but after realizing that there are probably gay midgets. I take that statement back. Just like the old joke goes. What do you call a gay midget ? Sweet n’ low. Honestly I don’t know why I write these things, but I enjoy them. Hopefully I did not offend anyone that was not my intention. I just enjoy messing around. Swing on by again, please feel free to hit up the like button too. I would appreciate it.
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