I have always had my doubts about dating websites. Honestly I never used one, mainly because I’m 200 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m so hot that you can put a slice of cheese inbetween two pieces of bread and cook a grilled cheese on my ass cheeks. But seriously in todays’ world you never know. Like the match me up with the perfect person website. If there’s some guy out there who has a freaky sexually fetish do you think he’s going to post it ? Like loves to have children sit on his lap, masturbates when driving by farm land, or gets an erection when holding a butchers knife. See these things are the stuff people keep on the down low, and lets’ just say a woman writes. "Likes romantic movies, Barry Manilow, and going to the Theater." There’s not going to be any real matches, maybe a lesbian or some gay dude, but if she wants the ram rod that’s not going to do it. She aint going to get any real matches. The only guys who would respond would be some desperate freak. Someone who’s hoping to get his green card approved, or someone who thinks you’d look better as a sex slave locked in his closet. Don’t think there’s not ex-cons on those sites too. Imagine going out with a guy who is a burglar, and you didn’t know it. After a passionate night of love making you think you found the one. Only to find out that "the one" has ripped off your T.V. and you thought he screwed you last night. He really screwed you at 4 A.M. You allowed him to bust a nut and get some cash to take the next girl out. I look at it like this we live in a world where you can’t trust the Pope to baby sit your kid. Where politicians aren’t any better then whiskey drinking, trash talking, rednecks. So to trust some ass munch on a dating site isn’t going to be your smartest move. So before you find your next perfect match, really consider what your getting yourself into........Please check out some of my other posts. Thanks for stopping by, and have a good 1.
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