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I wish I knew then what I know now. It’s amazing how many teachers are have had sex with their students. The only thing I don’t understand is why the foolish students open up their mouths’ about it? I guess if I was tagging my teacher, I’d brag about that s**t too. I remember that one teacher on the news a little while back, she was hot. She had the kind of body that would make the Pope kick out a stained glass window. If I had a teacher that looked like that, and she wanted my vibrant young love rod. I’d figure out a way so that she could home school me. I guess some of the cases are a little bit more complicated. Like I remember the one teacher that was humping her students just so she could convince them to kill her Husband. Once again the power of the vagina proves it has the ability to control the week minded. It’s almost like a Jedi mind trick. Honestly I don’t approve of it. Rather it be a Male or Female teacher doing the humping. I’m just saying that I wish I could go back in time, because now I could try to smooth talk my art teacher back then I didn’t think it was possible, but now a days I think my chances would be 50/50. My eyes have been opened up to a whole new generation of perversion. With everything from midget gang bangs to animal sex. Hell there's even hardcore ass pounding clown sex. I am no longer surprised what I hear about with sex and relationships matters. I even heard of people have fetishes of letting other people take a dump on them. W.T.F. is that about ? How can you orgasm when someone is taking a leak, or pinching a loaf on your chest ? I don’t even like walking into the bathroom after someone gets done taking a dump. Never the less letting someone release a steamy hot turd on my chest hair. I really don’t understand the World anymore, and I probably never will. Welp until next time my people, try and have a good 1.
I have always had my doubts about dating websites. Honestly I never used one, mainly because I’m 200 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m so hot that you can put a slice of cheese inbetween two pieces of bread and cook a grilled cheese on my ass cheeks. But seriously in todays’ world you never know. Like the match me up with the perfect person website. If there’s some guy out there who has a freaky sexually fetish do you think he’s going to post it ? Like loves to have children sit on his lap, masturbates when driving by farm land, or gets an erection when holding a butchers knife. See these things are the stuff people keep on the down low, and lets’ just say a woman writes. "Likes romantic movies, Barry Manilow, and going to the Theater." There’s not going to be any real matches, maybe a lesbian or some gay dude, but if she wants the ram rod that’s not going to do it. She aint going to get any real matches. The only guys who would respond would be some desperate freak. Someone who’s hoping to get his green card approved, or someone who thinks you’d look better as a sex slave locked in his closet. Don’t think there’s not ex-cons on those sites too. Imagine going out with a guy who is a burglar, and you didn’t know it. After a passionate night of love making you think you found the one. Only to find out that "the one" has ripped off your T.V. and you thought he screwed you last night. He really screwed you at 4 A.M. You allowed him to bust a nut and get some cash to take the next girl out. I look at it like this we live in a world where you can’t trust the Pope to baby sit your kid. Where politicians aren’t any better then whiskey drinking, trash talking, rednecks. So to trust some ass munch on a dating site isn’t going to be your smartest move. So before you find your next perfect match, really consider what your getting yourself into........Please check out some of my other posts. Thanks for stopping by, and have a good 1.
You know when you get a taste for something you just want it. Like when I want some General Tsos’ chicken. I WANT some General Tso’s chicken. The other day in the grocery store I had a feel for some Taco Bell. I didn’t feel like riding out to get any, because I was being a lazy sack of nuts. So I found a substitute - Don Miguels’ 3 pack of spicy beef tacos for $1.00. I ended up eating all them later that night, and it was best damn microwaveable taco I ever had. I ended up going back to the store and buying like 7 more packs in a variety of flavors. I was hooked I was to the point where I thought Don Miguel laced those tacos with crystal meth. I was straight up addicted. It wasn’t until the vicious grumble in my stomach the next day that I realized Don Miguel and his tacos had my bowels rocking like a Ozzy Osbourne concert. It was very unpleasant, but the sweet tasting tortilla shells and processed… well what appears to be meat was so good that I refused for us to be separated. So I attempted the chicken fajita, maybe not one of my better moves, but I couldn't help myself. All I can say is that Don Miguel makes some awesome cheap ass Mexican food. It even reacts like Mexican food too though, but hey sometimes you have to suffer for your simple, cheap desires. All in all, all I can say is BRAVO Don Miguel. Granted your stomach ends up feeling like their is a little Mexican jumping bean in your intestines skipping rope, but it does satisfy your taste buds for Mexican cuisine. Go out and fill your body with Don Miguel cheap Mexican cuisine. Then come on back and tell me how you feel. After you spew 5 pounds of diarrhea out your ass like an ak 47, but even after that you'll still be saying. I LOVE YOU DON MIGUEL & YOUR UNDERPRICED MEXICAN CUISINE. Thanks 4 stopping by, and have a good 1.
Nothing is worse then unsuspectingly getting nailed in the face with some rank ass breath. You know when you inadvertantly have to find a reason to look the other way, just so your stomach calms down. I met a dude who had breath so bad that it would stick to the phone receiver after he made a phone call. You could almost taste it, I could never understand it. I mean how does one acquire breath that bad ? Once my teeth started to disintegrate into a pile of corn nibblets I'd know it was time to do something. I grasp the factor that some people can't afford dental insurance, but a tooth brush and some tooth paste won't break your bank account. Shit they sell spearmint mouthwash at the $1.00 store. Have some common courtesy to your fellow man, brush that shit before wanting to have a conversation. I understand that sometimes it is unavoidable, but that shit can't be unavoidable all the time. If your wondering this isn't just for men either. Some of you ladies out there got the stank breath too. Grab the brush at least twice a day. Please. For the love of God.
I’ve stated it before there are a ton of freaky sex fetishes out there. Midget sex, old people sex, clown sex there’s even people who hump their cars....... Literally hump their cars, but I’ve lowered it down to two. The two most disgusting fetishes. At least in my opinion are beastiality and necrophilia. I can not imagine doing anything even remotely close to any of these two fetishes. I don’t see the excitement in humping a corpse, or an animal. Even if it was an extremely hot girl, or a cute fluffy animal. I saw a show where a guy tried to bang a raccoon. The raccoon bit his d**k off, and he bled to death. If I was going to hump an animal, it wouldn’t be one with 40 sharp teeth, and razor sharp claws. It would have to be a more passive animal. Like a sheep, as the farmers say.”If its fluffy and white, then you know that shits alright.” I have never looked at an animal and thought”DAMN!!! That shiny coat is getting my d**k hard.” To me it makes no sense. Now with necrophilia if the bloods not pumping... I ain’t humping. It’s just nasty. What if some guy humps a corpse then he comes to find out that the body is part of a murder investigation. That man is in a lot of shizzim if the cops find his jissim. I just can’t comprehend what kind of mentality it takes to commit an offense like beastiality or necrophilia. I’m not going to lie I truly hate rapists and child molesters. I’d rather hang out with some dude that bangs out a gopher, or hammers a corpse doggiestyle then I would a molester or rapists. Unless the necrophiliac was gay and was fascinated with me. Not only would I have to worry about my anus, but I’d also have to worry about my life. So what’s your opinion ? Can You think of anything nastier then those two ? ……………………. Anyway thanks for stopping by, and have a good 1.
You know growing up for me the two biggest superheros were Superman and Batman. Now Clark Kent was pretty gay, but Superman he was pretty masculine. I could see him knocking down some ass in his spare time. I always wondered though, did he have super-powered sperm? Like if a girl was riding him, and he busted a nut. That girls head would probably slam through the ceiling. Or what if Superman was tagging it doggiestyle, and smacked her ass ? He’d probably dislocate her hip. God have mercy on her soul if she’s one of those girls who likes to be choked. All in all though I see Superman as a heterosexual male superhero. Now Batman makes me wonder, why did he give Robin a suit with so little clothing? I also wondered why when they were running Robin was always in front ? I don’t think it was because he was faster, no. I think it was because he like watching that ass jiggle. He probably would get all excited use some bat gas from his utility belt, get Robin to pass out and pound that young boy with his Batawang. “Holy hurting hole Batman!” I would have like to have seen a porno of the old Batman T.V. show. Like with all the cheesy action phrases in it. Like when Batman was tapping it you would see words pop up on the screen like “SLAM. POW. WHAM.” I truly believe Batman tunneled out more then one Batcave if you know what I mean. I don’t know why I wrote this, but why not ? Hopefully you enjoyed it, and that you’ll stop by again sometime. B good, and have a good day.